About Promonator.

I have arrived from Planet Promo, the hidden planet, the one shielded by a massive asteroid belt that not only protects the planet but also safely holds the Best Products on the Internet in her belt. PROMONATOR’s mission is to travel back to earth to save it from more of the alien pollution, the pollution flogged upon us in the form of lousy cheaply make products that fall short in their function and break after minimal use. My mission parameter is to bring you the most fantastic and best products on the net by scouring earth for the alien’s trail and terminate their pathetic products and rescue the most fantastic ones, bringing them to the forefront before it’s too late. Promonator is the gate keeper and will bring out-of-this-world-products back and make the world better, more functional, less cluttered, less polluted, and cleaner world.