Within the Ancient Galaxy GN-z11, lies Promonator’s crush pad Promorb raging in the night sky, fortified by the surrounding Promo-Belt forestalling the world’s most fantastic product collections previously poached by dirty little aliens riddled with universal greed.
Mission parameter: Bring back out-of-this-world-products and cattle prod with extreme prejudice.
Bringing you products out of this world is one of the greatest sports for me!
–Promonator
Never hide away your products, with Promonator you can come right out and show them show them the whole thing.
-Promonator